Sara and I moved! It was good timing as far as my training is concerned because I needed a few days off, but I got back into it today with a 10-miler. I went to find this lazy creek here:
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| So muggy the creek doesn't want to move, either |
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Things were going fine. It wasn't extremely hot, but it was very humid.
I was so angry at myself for not bringing my shears when I left my house, because I could've collected like twelve blocks of brown wool:
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| If you got that joke, you too have a problem |
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I occupied the rest of my time thinking about cornses. I thought maybe I could steal some for dinner, but I'd have to, like, stuff it in my pants. Despite the fact that my wife does salt her corn, I don't think she wants it done with my sweat. There were all these signs for genetically modified corn:
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| High-performance corn, bitches |
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| Mmm...genetics... |
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Now, don't get me wrong. I'm all for genetically modified crops as long as they're flavorful, aren't inbred into a corner, don't harm the local environment, and increase crop yields with less pesticides and fertilizer. I don't think it's going to give me cancer or anything...except for that corn they modified in the 70s that grew hair made of asbestos. That stuff probably will give you cancer. The nice thing is it grows in the Sahara and the Canadian tundra.
So what happens when you mix humidity, a less-than-stellar diet due to moving, and thoughts about corn? Runner's trot. Luckily, I found a porta-potty a few minutes after it came on...I forgot to snap a picture, but this is an artist's rendering of how it looked to me:
I made it home with no future incident. However, I was nursing a twinge in my right leg, and after my shower my ankle got all swollen. No idea what's going on there. I hope I can keep running: the marathon is only a few weeks out!